I regret to inform you all, but Brad Pitt is officially dating someone who is not you—unless you’re a model and named Nicole Poturalski (AKA Nico Mary), that is. (Nicole, if you’re reading this, hi! Please teach us your ways!)
Us Weekly just confirmed this heartbreaking news and reported that Brad, 56, and the 27-year-old model recently touched down at an airport outside of Paris before traveling down to his castle in the South of France. BTW, this is the same castle and vineyard he and Angelina Jolie share and the one that was previously holding up their divorce. You can see the extremely blurry paparazzi pics of Brad and Nicole here and a few more over on The Sun. OK! reported they were acting like “loved up teenagers,” but there aren’t any photos to back up the tabloid’s claims.
Though it’s hard to tell what Nicole looks like behind her protective mask, a few outlets have compared her to Angelina. I’ll let you decide for yourself:
A little bit more about Nicole: According to The Daily Mail, the German model speaks five languages, has one child, and founded an organization that provides aid for sharks. And according to my Instagram stalking, she loves a nostalgic Capri Sun moment and can pull off those trendy cat-eye sunglasses on any given day.
Last fall, Brad was rumored to be dating Arrested Development actress Alia Shawkat and jewelry designer Sat Hari Khalsa, but those reports were never confirmed.
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